Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Life Lesson 101: Humans are generally shallow
I am a strong believer that humans are shallow especially guys... especially Asian guys... especially Chinese Asian guys that has not entirely been exposed to the western culture or just plain ignorant. Typically those whose caller ringtone constantly shouts Fish Leong's latest single (no offense, I kinda like her songs), who doesn't know who the hell is Johnny Depp (..aiyoh that pirate guy loh...), whose favorite cursing words are CCB, KNN, LC, who digs Ah Lians and vice versa... who doesn't even know what vice versa means, who thinks that Austria is a town in Germany and have always regretted the fact that they were not born in countries like China, Taiwan or Hong Kong.

I was telling my friend a story the other day, about how shallow one can be and I was right there to witness it.

Friend: it's difficult to find a gal that don't go for looks...

Me: i think it works the same way both ways. there are girls who don't go for looks... and there are those who does but mostly guys are the ones

Friend: hehe... i'm not one of them leh...

Me: u sure u sure u sure hehehe

Friend: yes... im sure.. of course got some conditions la.... but ... but... but...

Me: see! see!
actually deep down inside, we're all a lil bit shallow.. in the end it comes down to how much u can compromise
u din go the company dinner ey?
i tell u.. although that event was fun.. but there was a game that was a huge display of shallowness from this one pathetic guy

Friend: haha... nono.. didn't go... please explain interested to know

Me: aiseh got a lot of leng lui went up the stage
anyway, they got a few games la.. for attendees to join

Friend: then...then..

Me: one of the games they called a few girls vs the management
they are supposed to write words with their a**
the girls's team had a guy member which no one paid attention to and among the GIRLS.. there's one particular girl wearing like a super short skirt
she couldn't be bothered whether people can see her underwear or not... cause they actually gave her a napkin to cover but she pegang onli.. nvr use
final round... she vs our CEO hahahaha
so the MC went like... ahem*game announcer voice*
FINAL ROUND!! CEO versus LEGS!!!
everyone laughed, that was funny
anyway... she won la. She did a better "S" :p
after that game... there's another game

Friend: keep going.. interesting

Me: The MC had to call a few guys and a few girls up the stage..
one of the guys.. this pathethic looking, full-of-confidence-think-he's-some-casanova-dumbass-guy, kept asking the MC to call "LEGS" up
kept going like... call "LEGS" call "LEGS".
Dude come on, she has a name, you know....
and when he got tagged with another girl, whose a lil bit plump, he went like, "eh dun wan laa"
but that girl didn't want to be tagged with him as well... so she request to call her friend up
then that f**ker kept going on la... few times know he told the MC that... the MC couldn't be bothered

Me: that my friend, is a display of pure shallowness in public.
i bet he's alone
i bet he can get anyone he likes but deep down inside no one loves him and he's this lonely sad pathethic little man
but that game was super ecchi la
they gave each girl an orange
and the girls are supposed to golek the orange up the guys pants from one leg to the other from the inside

Friend: WTF!!!isn't that sexual harassment? tsk...tsk...
seriously, the gal who's a little plump has short hair?

Me: nope, she had long hair

Friend: hmm.. then different gal
true... most or maybe all guys go for looks or for some other physical reason

Me: tell u la.. da plump girl was me

Friend: HAHAHA...WTF!!! ok... that was a good one...considering it's you.. you sure got tembak him kao-kao...

Me: yalah... f**ker.. but then i've seen him before.. and memang got that yong shui ham sap look
luckily the MC asked me.. u want to partner with this guy or u want to call any friend
straight i said i want to call my friend

Friend: Have I seen him before?
thin guy.. never wear specs... hair like standing up wan?
does he fit the above physical trait?

Me: not thin la.. some what fat but wore tight shirt and pants like he's going clubbing.. yeah no specs, couldn't be bothered about his hair... quite old maybe late 30's to 40's
uuu, i found that guy's picture

Friend: send...send...

[sends jpeg file]
Transfer of "jpeg file" is complete.

Me: yeah
got muka hamsap also
this one sure watch porn like nearly every day

Friend: HAHAHA.. true-true..
he's probably married leh... looks like late 30's
not that bad looking... i suppose the cina-cina gals will like kua..
but he looks and according to you.. acts like a shallow f**ker



Fine, I'm judging too... but hey, he started it.
Anyway, who cares what he said, he's no Johnny Depp either.
 
posted by sin-lin at 9:00 PM |


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    Are you really a complete ignorant. What do you know about Asian guys and western culture. To tell you the truth, I have been living here in USA for very very long time. And I can tell you all Caucasian guys are the most shallow ones. They act nice but inside they are 2 devil face. Think again why do you think you have not seen many Asian guys in Hollywood movies. Do you wanna why? it's because hollywood and media is controlled by white racist

     
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